Restoration Services
Are you feeling inadequate?
Is the body not quite what it should be?
Are things out of joint?
Is the physical exterior lacking?
Are you missing a corrective?
Do you want to be corrected?
Do you want to be brought close to perfect?
The Design here and the implication of many more.
The City provides the right opportunities to be put at one’s service.
The high impact of good Design is measurable.
Count on it!
Alternatively - if the exterior is in good shape -
There are services for the interior. Whatever is whacky
What nut might be loose, what is wrong with your coupling
What family secrets that baffle your decision making power
Whatever City thing (drugs, booze, depression) has done you in
Whatever may be daunting the accomplishment of a certain happiness
We have it, we have it for you, we have it right here:
Go for it. Bless yourself. To ask for and receive help is natural
Shape up and prepare to receive it. You will be corrected
Find a workable perfection and be pleased to be much more completely
Acceptable living amongst your peers, family and lovers.
This, of course, is all presented, “tongue in cheek.” I am actually sweetly astonished (always) by the signage with which businesses will play upon and build their clientele on one’s anxieties: essentially one’s fundamental fear that one is not perfect, but with the right services, technology - either, in these cases, the dental hardware or the psychological software - one can achieve a modicum of perfection, an equality with the perfection of ideal peers, etc.
You, too, can be a City Slicker, sharp and beautiful as a jewel - and definitely a step up on anything in your suburban or rural past.
A peculiar American comedy in which Death is never mentioned.
Signage photographs are from businesses in the Financial District, San Francisco, California